Posted on Monday, 27 October 2014

A wedding is just like a funeral except you get to smell your own flowers.
- Grace Hansen

Why is it when we talk to God, we are praying, but when God talks to us, we are schizophrenic.
- Lily Tomlin

Behind every successful man, stands a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.
- Brooks Hays

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
― Mark Twain

Normal people with normal problems can be hilarious.
Tommy Lee Jones

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. 
― Betty Reese

I'm single by choice. Not my choice. 
Orny Adams

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around chinatown.
― Woody Allen

Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted. 
― Bob Monkhouse

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
― Henny Youngman

The conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
― Arthur Bloc

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? 
― Unknown Author

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you are down there.
― George Burns

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
― Rita Mae Brown

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
― Les Dawson

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. 
― A. Whitney Brown

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.
― Quentin Crisp

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
― Lily Tomlin

The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing.
― German Proverb

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
― Groucho Marx

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
― Ambrose Bierce

The road to success is always under construction. 
― Arnold Palmer

No, I don't have a solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
Ashleigh Brilliant
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Posted on Thursday, 23 October 2014

Enthusiasm moves the world.
- Arthur Balfour

Space is an inspirational concept that allows you to dream big.
- Peter Diamandis

Courage is grace under pressure.
- Ernest Hemingway

If you are going through hell, keep going.
― Winston Churchill

Everything you can imagine is real.
― Pablo Picasso

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.
― Benjamin Franklin

The best revenge is massive success.
― Frank Sinatra

I am thankful for all of those who said NO to me. Its because of them I’m doing it myself.
― Albert Einstein

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
― Mark Twain

It is not ignorance but knowledge which is the mother of wonder.
― Joseph Wood Krutch

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you.
― Charlotte Whitton

There is nothing stronger in the world than gentleness.
― Han Suyin

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
― Farrah Gray

The best way out is always through.
― Robert Frost

You must do the things you think you cannot do.
― Eleanor Roosevelt
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walking past the doll,
fun is on the roll
guitar music dance
mistake blunder chance

so much to do
places i have never been to
ambitions worth dying for,
dreams to live up to

now is the time!!

and there it happened to them
crook of my story
turned 25
time’s up says theory

alarm bells and clamor
relatives and neighbor
hey, she is up for marriage
time for golden carriage

oh, one boy is there
he could be a match
is she on fb
together they latch

mail her pictures
or we can come home
oh, she must be shy
Cinderella syndrome

so, they are here!

we seek a bride,
mother’s pride
chirpy they are
gang of allies

fair as snow white
tall, oh no short height
angelic grin,
fat, oh no too thin

they got me ready
amid all hara-kiri,
polished with paint
rolled into a sari

i have no clue,
they continue

long hair,
as if i care
one look into my trembling platter,
actually shoulder length look better

eyes nose perfectly placed
modern, nope simple
oh they can see through,
concealed pimple

finicky charade,
so called hi-class
i put up a show,
they play with etceteras

show is over,
all goody-goody and nice
uncertainty I have,
and hopes to sacrifice

A poem by Sudha Kripal
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Posted on Wednesday, 22 October 2014

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Fletcher Knebel

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Clint Eastwood

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
Oscar Wilde

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working with one.
Bill Gates

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
A. Whitney Brown

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Mitch Hedberg

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
Steve Martin

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Emo Philips

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
Bob Hope

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson

All generalizations are false, including this one.
Mark Twain

The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
George Jessel

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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Only in love are unity and duality not in conflict.
― Rabindra Nath Tagore

Love ceases to be a pleasure when it ceases to be a secret.
― Aphra Behn

Love one another and you’ll be happy. It is as simple and as difficult as that.
― Michael Reunig

The more one judges, the less one loves.
― Honore de Balzac

More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
― John Donne

When a man is in love or in debt, someelse has the advantage.
― Bill Balance

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
― Peter Ustinov

People think love is an emotion. Love is good sense.
― Ken Kesey

For love is immortality.
― Emily Dickinson

Love in its essence is spiritual fire.
― Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Love is metaphysical gravity.
― R. Buckminster Fuller

Forgiveness is the final form of love.
― Reinhold Niebuhr

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
― Albert Einstein

At touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
― Plato

Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.
― Thomas Fuller

Love is a smoke with the fume of sighs.
― William Shakespeare

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
― Oscar Wilde

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than hunger for bread.
― Mother Teresa

When love is not madness, it is not love.
― Petro Calderon de la Barca

In love the paradox occurs that two beings become one and yet remain two.
Erich Fromm

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